“Do you men remember Donald Trump?” Trevor Noah joked on Thursday’s Day-to-day Show. “He was a actuality Television set guy, made use of to be president, tried using to overthrown the govt, even now form of is? Effectively, if you haven’t believed about him for a though, it truly is almost certainly simply because back in January he acquired kicked off of Twitter and Fb.” Perfectly, “past night time, he introduced that he is commencing his extremely very own social media community known as ‘Truth Social,'” he reported. “And indeed, in situation you didn’t get it, they’re calling their posts ‘truths,’ which is so lame,” like some thing you would hear at a college assembly on expressing no to drugs.
“The big explanation Trump and his men and women want their possess social media app is that they are sick and worn out of censorship from Big Tech,” Noah mentioned. “And Fact Social is promising to be a free speech paradise, a place wherever any individual can say anything at all — with some exceptions.” Notably, you are not able to criticize Trump’s community on Trump’s network, and truthfully, “I’m truly on Trump’s facet right here,” he said. “It truly is his web page, he doesn’t want men and women coming on there to roast it, just like he would not want folks walking into his dwelling, like, ‘Who adorned this area? I appears to be like like King Midas molested your apartment!’ At the similar time, while, you know this is likely to backfire.”
Of course, “the man who advised much more than 30,000 lies in place of work has started off a little something known as ‘Truth.’ He is also launched a new make-up line termed ‘Human Skin,'” Stephen Colbert deadpanned on The Late Present. “The web-site was briefly obtainable to the general public previous night — and was promptly overrun by trolls, which includes one particular who began a pretend account under the previous president’s identify that posted a image of a large defecating on its individual scrotum.”
“The previous president also announced that he is placing up his individual streaming assistance — very well, his next streaming assistance,” Colbert joked. “According to the press release, they’ll proudly broadcast ‘non-woke’ amusement programming. That’s correct, non-woke — if you can continue to be awake, your dollars back. It’s gonna feature the former president’s favorites, like ‘Who Wishes to Spank a Millionaire?’ ‘The Unmasked Singer,’ and ‘Only Fascists in the Making.'”
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